Total Medals Earned: 115 (From 30 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,415 Points
Medals Earned: 1/11 (10/495 points)
Beat Level 1
Listen to all songs
Kill 10 of each elf type
Beat Level 2
Beat Level 3
Kill 100 enemies with punches to the nuts
Beat Level 4
Beat any of the first four levels without losing any energy
Beat the final level without losing any energy
Beat the game once with each of the 3 playable characters
Beat Level 5
Medals Earned: 6/12 (85/250 points)
You made it through the morning shift!
You're over the hump!
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Perfect in the monster challenge
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/375 points)
Politely decline
Politely accept
Find the secret spot
Adore the graphics, double jump, change the track...
Defeat Clown
Kill 50 agents (in one session)
Kill 100 regular enemies (in one session)
Kill 10 zombies (in one session)
Defeat Sheriff
Kill 20 uber agents (in one session)
Defeat Savior
Stockpile 500 points
Buy all weapons
Medals Earned: 18/20 (425/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Medals Earned: 2/11 (20/505 points)
Pop 10 bubbles with one slash
Do 5 slashes in one level
Make all bubbles move in level selector
Get a score of 50.000 in one level
Beat the highscore mode to unlock the bonus levels
Get a score of 100.000 in one level
Do 12 slashes in one level
Get a score over 500.000 in hi-score mode
Do 3 big slashes in 1 level
Beat highscore mode with no continues used
Beat all bonus levels
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/335 points)
Guide Valentine to safety!
Guide Burt to safety!
Guide Earl to safety!
Guide Heather to safety!
Guide Melvin to safety!
Guide Mindy to safety!
Round up the troops.
Only save the women.
Rescue EVERYONE!
Medals Earned: 3/80 (15/400 points)
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Medals Earned: 1/10 (25/150 points)
Mindchamber survives the battle
Support Pico Day
"Parry" the attack to save the Alien
Evade "A" freezing death
Find the erotic scene in the Character Info Menu
Gigantor survives the battle
Medals Earned: 4/14 (50/490 points)
Die
Get 10 headshots
Kill 50 zombies
Kill 100 zombies
Collect 10 pickups on a level
Kill a big zombie with the crowbar
Unlock the chainsaw
100% headshots in a level
Reach level 10
Reach level 20
Kill 500 zombies
Get 100 headshots
Kill 1000 zombies
Reach level 30